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Grammaw and grampaw are sitting on the front porch rocking in their chairs. Out of the blue grammaw slaps grampaw. He says, "What you hit me for woman?" She says, "Thats for fifty years of bad sex!"
Grampaw thinks about that long and hard rocking away in his chair, then out of the blue, POW! He hits grammaw so hard she fell out of her chair! OOWWW!!! What you do that for? He said, "That's for knowin the difference!"
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