[wylde1]

A hunter is out in the woods searching for bear, and comes across a big black bear. He lines it up... BANG shoots the bear dead with one shot.

Then he feels a big furry paw come down on his shoulder, he turns around and is face to face with a Grizzly. The bear says to him "You just killed my cousin, but I'll give you two choices. I can eat you where you stand, or you can let me have sex with you and you can live"

The hunter thinks to himself... well I want to live, and I'll just come back and hunt this bear to get my revenge. So he agrees to let the bear have sex with him, and goes home.

Overcome with embarassment the hunter is out there the next day and eventually sees the same Grizzly. he lines up his sights and BANG... dead Grizzly....... but *thump* he feels another paw on his shoulder. He turns around to see an even BIGGER brown bear. The bear says "You've killed my cousin, I'll give you the same choices he gave you... and yes we've all heard about what happened last time"

so the hunter agrees again to the same choice and gets home. The next day he's out hunting this bear and eventually finds him. he's lining up his shot when *thump* a paw comes down on his shoulder.... he turns around and looks at the biggest grizzly he's ever seen and the bear says.....

You don't come out here for the hunting... do you...