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Your momma's so fat, when she puts on a rain coat and goes outside, people yell, "TAXI! TAXI!"
Your momma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
Your momma's so fat, when she goes to the beach, all the whales pop out of the water and start singing, "We are family..."
Your momma's so ugly, she put the Boogie man outta business.
Your momma's so fat, when I tell her to haul ass, she's gotta make two trips.
Your momma's so fat, she fell off a boat and the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"
Your momma's so poor, when I saw her kickin' a can down the road, I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
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