Chuck Norris counted to infinity once, Fbodfather counted to infinity infinity
Chuck Norris kills 99% of whatever, Fbodfather kills 100% with a 2x4
Chuck Norris can piss his name in snow, Fbodfather can do it into Concrete
Fbodfather owns the greatest Poker face of all-time. It helped him win the World Series of Poker despite holding just a Joker, a "get out of jail free" Monopoly card, a 2 of Clubs, 7 of Spades, and green #4 UNO card.
Fbodfather won a game of Connect4 in 3 moves
Once a Cobra bit Fbodfather's leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
