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Old 01-11-2009, 11:45 PM   #45
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Yo momma so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ole ass over!


Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.


Yo momma's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

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