[Tessa]

Originally Posted by 2ndgenz28

"Okay, Johnny Depp or Richard Grieco?


That's gross!


Yeah, let's not do this!


Come on.


If you're secure in your masculinity, you can answer a simple hypothetical.


All right. Johnny Depp because he kind of looks like a chick.


What about you, Peter?


Man! I don't know.


Richard Grieco would probably appreciate you more, not take you for granted.


With Johnny Depp, it's like he wouldn't really need you.


He'd probably sneak out after you fell asleep.


Though with Johnny, you'd get the financial security.


I'd go with Johnny."