[PoorMansCamaro]

I walked into a huge store one day, just browsing around. I turned the corner, and we met eye to eye. I saw her, she saw me. I could tell she was smiling. I walked up to her. Probably had a gleem in my eye. There was definitely one in hers. I felt the chemistry right then and there. Her body was phenominal. Perfect in every way. Then she spoke...and oh my, it was all over at that point.

I then took the keys from the dealer and drove off in her!