My brother and I once stopped to help a lady change a tire on the side of the interstate. She said she had no idea how to change a tire. We asked if she had a jack, and she said "yeah... I think I have one in the trunk..."
And proceeds to pull out a 2.5 ton floor jack. We were both like "WTF?"
She said her brother-in-law bought it for her for her birthday, because she got flat tires a lot.

- X