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Originally Posted by sugar'n'spice
OMG!!! I love it!!!!! 
Unfortunately, we can't have vanity plates here...:( |
WHAT????????? No vanity plates? They're missing a big money making opportunity. Where is their governmental bureaucratic greed?
I have to tell a little story: Yesterday I fell and split my forehead open just above my left eye. When I got to my Intermediate Accounting class Wednesday morning the instructor looked at me and said, "What the h happened to you?" So I had to tell the whole class my little story. By the time I finished everyone was laughing their little behinds off. That's when the instructor told this story:
Some years ago, in July she and her family were gathered on the front lawn doing fireworks. She and her sister were sitting on the curb lighting those spinning firework thingies and tossing them into the street. Then they'd shake the match to put it out and drop it into the gutter. Well, at one point her sister got mixed up which hand had which item in it.... she tossed the match into the street and shook the firework thingie. Suddenly it started spinning and she shrieked and flung it. It spun right into the leg opening of the shorts my instructor was wearing. Well, what do you do when you've got something super hot in your pants? YOU GET THEM OFF! She said those shorts were off in record time. There she was hopping around on the front lawn slapping her (literally) smoking hot Victoria's Secrets. All the while her sister was laughing her a## off. They were apparently a cotton and synthetic blend cuz they partially melted onto her butt. She ended up with a fairly serious blister/burn on her leg and behind.
I asked her if we could do a re-enactment, video it and send it to America's Funniest Home Video's. We'd win for sure!
