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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old,
>>still working fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign
>>on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it". For
>>three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
>>twice at it. He eventually decided
>>that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good
>>to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50".
>>The next day someone stole it.
>>They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>
>>While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
>>which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
>>sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
>>the North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
>>East, and has for sometime, she shook
>>her hea d and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff." They
>>Walk Among Us!
>>
>>
>>
>>I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
>>I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
>>center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24
>>hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or
>>Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
>>quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
>>overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
>>sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down
>>in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the
>>car was moving". . . . . . . . .
>>They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
>>through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk
>>. . They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
>>discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
>>cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
>>......They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
>>ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't
>>the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that
>>a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
>>which way the head is turned. . . . .
>>. . . They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>
>>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went
>>to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags
>>never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
>>was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she
>>asked me, "has your plane arrived yet? "
>>. . . . . They Walk Among Us!
>>
>>While working at a Pizza Parl or I observed a man ordering a small
>>pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
>>would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
>>time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
>>I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
>>..
>>..... Yep, They Walk Among Us too.
>>
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>>Not only do they walk among us, they reproduce!
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