INT. OFFICE OF POTZER'S INC--LATER
Holden's at a computer terminal. Jay and Silent bob look
over his shoulder.
HOLDEN
The Internet is a communication device
that allows people the world over to
bitch about cars and share
pornography with one another.
(off monitor)
Here's what we're looking for: "Camaro
PoopShoot.com"
JAY
(to Bob)
"PoopChute." Yeaaahhh.
HOLDEN
This is a site full of car
buffs: sad bastards who live in their
parents' basements, downloading
scripts and trading what they believe
to be inside info about cars and
trucks they despise yet can't stop
discussing. This is where you go if
you wanna hear frustrated would-be
automakers mouth off with their two-
bit, arm-chair-ceo's opinions
on how they all could've made a better
Camaro.