My wife's cat jumped on the front of my Camaro (he lurks around in the garage) and his claw cut/tore the small outer pinstripe that's on the perimeter of the large stripe. It also scratched the paint, but I can buff that out.
Anyway, I'm thinking about making that cat disappear, should I? If so, what's the easiest method? I have a .45 MP, but it's too loud and would make a mess. I could choke his azz, but I want it to be quick. Ideas?
Ideally I could do something just to make him run away; does the dry corn cob rub on it's butt followed by a squirt of turpentine work?