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the Pepper farmer
One day a Hot Pepper Farmer was contemplating on switching out his crop from Hot Pepper's to Papaya's but .... He was getting to old to be pulling out the old plant's and tilling the soil for the new plant's since the soil was mostly rock's and hard earth...The Farmer also had no farming equipment or helper's and only had a hoe and long pic and shovel and his only son was in Jail doing time. Well the farmer write's to his son:
Son,
I am getting to old to do all the manual labor here at the farm ... I don't know how long my leg's and back will keep me up standing ..... I sure Miss your help here at the farm.
Love
Dad
Well the son read's the letter and send's his father a response:
Dear Dad,
Do not dig up the ground were all the Hot Pepper Plant's are at .... I Buried all the Bodies there.
Love
Your Son
Well the Farmer was in Shock after reading the letter so he call's the police ..... The next day the Police and FBI arrive and proceed to dig up the field in search of the bodies....a few day's later the Authorites report's to the farmer that no Bodies have been found and they pack up all their gear and equipment....the next day the farmer receive's a letter from his son in jail:
Dear Dad,
Hope your field has been tilled and cleared by now....that's all the help I could give you from in here.
Love
Your Son!
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