They really ripped the old Grand Marquis a new one. This review may help the Grand Marquis go on record as one of the worst cars ever.
I love how they describe the seats as dentist couches with the "squishy padding of a freshly baked Twinkie."
"It's the automotive equivalent of a food coma."
"The engine sort of lazily builds revs when the accelerator is slammed to the floor and then gives out an almost audible sigh of relief when the four-speed automatic transmission makes one of its mushy shifts."
