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Originally Posted by hot_rod
"CRAP!" said Claude.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
Claude was never invited back to entertain.
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Don't remember if this was already posted, if so, well, read it again
A woman was talking to her husband late one night and said, "Honey, if I die before you will you remarry" The husband said, "No sweetie, you are the light of my life..I could never love another woman besides you". After a few more minutes she asked her husband, "Honey, if I died first will you let another woman have my clothes and jewelry?" Her husband answered, "No darling, I could never love another woman enough to ever let her have anything of yours." Finally after a few more minutes the wife said, "Darling, if I died would you ever let another woman have my golf clubs?" The husband immediately sat up and said, "That would be plain stupid, you're right handed and she's left handed!"
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-- Benjamin Franklin
lib·er·ty
/ˈlibərdē/
noun
1.
the state of being free within society from oppressive restrictions imposed by authority on one's way of life, behavior, or political views