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Originally Posted by hummerman
How many times a week does the average married couple have sex?
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I'd say we aren't average. So I don't know. Of course, you might need to put a time frame and age frame on that.
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Originally Posted by hummerman
Is elvis really dead?
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Yes. He ODed on Hot dogs and sausage. Just took a while, and had some final help.
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Originally Posted by hummerman
Why do humans have eyebrows
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Because God does.
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Originally Posted by PoorMansCamaro
might need to stretch that out to years before you start getting into whole numbers. 
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Originally Posted by brandotron
Wait, what? This turned into an actual advice thread?
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lol, Yup. Don't you want your life fixed?
Doesn't matter that it's not broken. Fix it anyway. hahahahaha