A doctor walks into an exam room to see a guy covered head to toe in bruises. he asks "what happened to you?" the man replies, "I don't know the last thing I remember I was hitting on this skinny chick, then all of a sudden this sailor dude mumbles something, pulls out a can of spinach, this weird tune started playing out of nowhere, and here I am."
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."
George Carlin
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