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When Farah Fawcett died and went to heaven, she was greeted by St. Peter. He told her she had lived such a wonderful life that she would be granted one wish.
She wished that all the children of the world would be safe from harm....
3 hours later, Michael Jackson died.
What did Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson get for an early Christmas present?
Patrick Swayze
How do you know when its time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?
when the big hand touches the little hand
Did you hear that Patrick Swayze is going to be in a new movie?
its called Ghost II
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But not all people were born awesome like you, Spike.
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