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Dr Jkel · 08-11-2010, 08:31 AM

THE IRISH DAUGHTER.

The Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily saying,
"Where have you been all this time, child?
Why did you not write to us, not even a line?
Why didn't you call? Can you not understand what you put yer old mother through?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute....."

"You what? Out of here you shameless harlot!
Sinner!
You're a disgrace to this Catholic family!"

"OK, Dad, as you wish, but I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For my little brother, this gold Rolex. And for you, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited
Edition convertible parked outside plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)... and an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera."

"Now what was it you said you had become?" asks Dad.

Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff.. a prostitute, Daddy! ... Sniff ... sniff."

"Oh! Be Jesus!

You scared me half to death, Girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old Dad a hug!"

08-11-2010, 08:31 AM	#236
Dr Jkel Roll Tide Drives: 2010 2SS RJT/BLK 6Spd Man Join Date: May 2009 Location: Talladega, Alabama Posts: 4,378	THE IRISH DAUGHTER. The Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cursed her heavily saying, "Where have you been all this time, child? Why did you not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't you call? Can you not understand what you put yer old mother through?" The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute....." "You what? Out of here you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family!" "OK, Dad, as you wish, but I just came back to give Mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For my little brother, this gold Rolex. And for you, Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes Limited Edition convertible parked outside plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)... and an invitation for you all to spend New Year's Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera." "Now what was it you said you had become?" asks Dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff.. a prostitute, Daddy! ... Sniff ... sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! You scared me half to death, Girl! I thought you said a Protestant. Come here and give your old Dad a hug!" __________________ MUSTANG...Like Bringing a Hot Dog to a Steak Dinner....There is no comparison.