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springerpete · 08-09-2010, 05:04 PM

Bob Stoop dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter lets him in and starts to give him a tour of the place. St Peter shows him all of the golden streets, the rolling lush hills and the beautiful trees.

Soon they come to a nice little cottage that looks like a gingerbread house. It has red and white cobblestones and a flagpole with an OU flag flying in front of it. St Peter tells Bob that he has been a good man and that this is his house in Heaven. Bob is very pleased and thanks St Peter.

Later Bob is walking around taking in the sites. He comes across a massive house that is all dressed in orange, black, and white. It has a large swimming pool, a basketball court and all of the amenities anyone could want. Lastly it has a huge OSU flag flying out front. Bob is fuming by now and goes to find what is with the house.

Bob tells St Peter, "I've been a good man. I've done my job and won many games for Oklahoma and a National Champoinship! So why does Mike Gundy get a bigger house than I do!"

St Peter tells Bob to calm down. He replies, "Mike Gundy is not dead, That's God's house!"

08-09-2010, 05:04 PM	#225
springerpete Orange GM freak Drives: 2004 3500HD Join Date: May 2009 Location: Ponca City, OK Posts: 784 View My Garage	Bob Stoop dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter lets him in and starts to give him a tour of the place. St Peter shows him all of the golden streets, the rolling lush hills and the beautiful trees. Soon they come to a nice little cottage that looks like a gingerbread house. It has red and white cobblestones and a flagpole with an OU flag flying in front of it. St Peter tells Bob that he has been a good man and that this is his house in Heaven. Bob is very pleased and thanks St Peter. Later Bob is walking around taking in the sites. He comes across a massive house that is all dressed in orange, black, and white. It has a large swimming pool, a basketball court and all of the amenities anyone could want. Lastly it has a huge OSU flag flying out front. Bob is fuming by now and goes to find what is with the house. Bob tells St Peter, "I've been a good man. I've done my job and won many games for Oklahoma and a National Champoinship! So why does Mike Gundy get a bigger house than I do!" St Peter tells Bob to calm down. He replies, "Mike Gundy is not dead, That's God's house!" __________________ "My hair's turnin' White, my neck is still Red and my collar is still Blue"