[Dion_1969]

Two wealthy Repubs are sitting in a restaurant, one of them being the owner.

The owner turns to his guest and says, "See? I'm doing my part to help the economy, I just opened up three new jobs in my restaurant."

Just as the two get finished toasting each other's success, the busboy comes by to clear off their dishes and says, "I know, I have all three of them."

Alternate ending; The guest says " but he is an illegal immigrant. We are against illegal immigrants" The owner says "Yes, but I only have to pay him 1/3 the salary, no social security, no insurance, no taxes and if he gets uppity I just threaten to have him deported" The guest says "Holly Shizit where can I get one!"

Now there are your true republican ideals