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LUCY THE GORILLA..........
The same time every year Lucy the gorilla goes into heat and starts driving everyone at the zoo nuts for days- yelling, screaming, banging against her cage all day and all night.
The zookeeper goes into the manager and says Lucys at it again and I don't know what to do.
The manager says you know we cant afford a male gorilla, but we can't go on like this.
After awile, the manager says why dont you get crazy Harold the groundskeeper to take care of her- He's nuts, you say he will do anything- Remind him of his $500.00 bonus.
So the zookeeper talks to crazy Harold, explains the problem and mentions the $500.00 and askes if he will make love to Lucy.
Harold says he's not sure, will think about it and get back to them the next day.
THe following day crazy Harold agrees to do it but says only on 3 conditions-
1) I'm not going to kiss that gorilla.
2) You can't ever tell anyone about this. And
3) It will take me until about Friday to come up with the $500.00
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