A man decides to go ice fishing one day, and after finding the perfect spot he begins to cut a hole in the ice, all of a sudden he hears a voice.
"There's no fish under the ice"
The guy looks up, writes it off to hearing things and resumes cutting the ice, and he hears the voice again.
"There's no fish under the ice."
The guy looks up and asks..
"Is that you god?"
The voice says.
"No, this is the owner of the skating rink, there is no fish under the ice."
