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An elderly couple was swinging on the front porch. They had been married for many years.
The wife suddenly slaps the old man. He asked, "What was that for?" She said, "That's for fifty years of bad sex!"
They go back to swinging peacefully. Suddenly he knocks her out of the swing and off the porch. She got up and asked, "What was that for?"
He answered, "That's for knowing the difference!"
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