[FenwickHockey65]

Idiot #1: GM sucks, their cars aren't reliable at all.
Me: Actually, JD Power and Associates ranked quite a few of their cars among the most reliable vehicles in production today. GM's quality is increasing every year, while toyota's is going down the tubes, as evidenced by the ton of problems experienced with the new tundra.
Idiot #2: Well, maybe if they made more fuel efficient cars, more people would buy them.
Me: GM has more models that get 30 MPG or more than toyota or nissan, and in the coming years we will be producing the most hybrids of any automaker. In 2010, the Chevy Cruze will arrive in the US, getting 45 MPG, and the Chevy Volt will run 40 miles without using gas at all.
Idiot #3: Well Consumer Reports says...
Me: Consumer Reports is a crock of **** that hates everything that comes out of Detroit.
Idiot #4: toyota still sells more cars than GM does.
Me: No, the two best selling vehicles in the US are the Ford F-150 and Chevy Silverado. GM has lead toyota in global sales for the past 77 years.
Idiot #5: You know what? You're just a GM fanboy who can't see how awesome toyota is. I mean, they have the prius! toyota saved us from high gas prices!
Me: *facepalm*