I was driving home last night from work about 11:25 pm, and I naturally drive a little fast, and I was about to merge into the left lane so I could make my turn to get off the freeway and this asshat in a red/yellow/grey/bondo/blue civic with a park bench welded to the trunk pulls his car up even with mine and starts lurching back and forth. Now I had my indicator on signaling I intended to merge left and he wouldn't move. I slowed down to pull in behind him and he slowed down. I sped up a bit and he sped up. Finally I got sick of "playing" and slowed down again and when I saw him slow down I floored it pullled ahead and in front of him.
And I'll admit I did something mildly stupid and brake checked him, he swerved into the next lane and flipped me off and takes off with a great flatulaing blast from his muffler.
With all the noise coming from his car he sure didn't accelerate very quickly.
I think he just got out of Ricer Initiation Class cause he had the car, the up-turned visor had cocked slightly to the side, and the stickers proclaiming his cars awesomeness.