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Cowboy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in
his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make
love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up
and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know
that's a sheep, not a cow."
The cowboy replies, "If you weren't such a
presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to
the sheep."
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