Nice legs when do they open?
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Originally Posted by Fishdadddy
Me- Hey Baby you wanna dance?
Her- No!
Me- You must have misunderstood me. I said, you look FAT in those pants!
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I need to try that
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Originally Posted by motorhead
you may not be the best looking girl here ,but beauty is only a light switch away.
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I told my ex that. I still have the scar to prove it
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Originally Posted by helmincamaro
"if you flip a coin, what's my chances of getting head"?
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One of the funniest ones I seen in a while