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Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in
their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them." demands the wife, and
so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of
face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies
the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's
half the price.'
On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband
down
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"Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference." - Mark Twain
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