[fielderLS3]

An old man and an old women are sitting down to dinner on their 50th anniversary. After a while the old man says "I've spend my whole life with you. I've always loved you, I've been very happy, and wouldn't have changed anything."

He continues, "but, I've always wondered, one of our seven children looks nothing like the other six. I have to know, did he have a different father."

A sad look comes over the old woman's face. After a while, she finally nods her head, yes.

After another long silence, the old man finally asks, "who was it?"

His wife says with a tremble, "I hoped I never had to tell you. He was someone you know."

The old man's mind races as he waits to hear who it was. He had always thought he knew his friends better than that. He continues to listen, and is dumbfounded when his wife says the name.

He stares at her a while longer trying to process what he had just heard. Upset, the old man finally exclaims, "but that's my name!"