[Mr Twisty]

Originally Posted by hot_rod

Gotta love them Texas Girls!




Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she
was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but
on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and
put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois . He had given his
wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl fromTexas . He told her that her
duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see
anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and
he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

I make my wife get on her knees and beg.....























..... for me to come out from under the bed and fight like a man!