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THE CRUISE SHIP DIARY
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short
sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter decided on this
"all-girls" trip.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain
today -- seems like a very nice man.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck.
Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had
a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him
in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne.
He asked me to stay the night, but I declined Told him I could not be
unfaithful to my husband.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar,
stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large
drinks. Really is charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night.
Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he
would sink the ship...I was shocked.
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives.
Twice.
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