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Blonde Cop
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
(insert better word for "do" and "done")
So this blonde is on a pier and asks every man that walks by to "do" her. Well for some reason, none have taken the offer. Eventually this young man walks up and asks her did I hear you asking people to "do" you? Yes she replies with great joy but I can't swim. The young man picks her up, chucks her over the side and says, you're done now.
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