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An old favorite of mine...
Cop is on the witness stand during the trial of another police officer for a supposedly wrongful shooting...
Presecutor... So, your partner shot this guy in what is considered a bad shooting...
Cop... yup... but thats your opinion
Prosecutor... and you still want to work with him....
Cop... yup...
Prosecutor...So, you trust this guy with your life...
Cop... yup...
Prosecutor... do you trust all cops...
Cop... yup...
Prosecutor... you trust every one of them with you life, your possessions.... everything...
Cop... yup...
Prosecutor... do you have a locker at work...
Cop... yup...
Prosecutor... do you have a lock on it...
Cop...yup...
Prosecutor... but you trust all these cops with your possessions, your life... why the lock....
Cop... cause the police station is attached to the courthouse and sometimes lawyers walk through there....
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If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley
Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
“If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.” Mario Andretti
If you can turn, you ain't going fast enough...
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