Quote:
Originally Posted by SSOOCH
Why do you always have to take two Mormons with you when you go fishing?
If you take just one, they'll drink all your beer!!
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Being Mormon and having lived in Utah, I sooooooo totaly get that. lmao
Quote:
Originally Posted by shevyman
The Perfect Comeback
>I took my dad to the mall the
>other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).
>
>We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
>
>I noticed he was watching someone sitting next to
>him.
>
>The teenager had spiked hair
>in all different colours
- blue, green, orange, red & purple -
and my dad kept staring
>at her.
>
>The teen would look over and find my dad staring, every time.
>
>When she'd finally had enough, she sarcastically asked:
>
>"What's the
>matter old man, never
done anything wild in your life?"
>
>Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke
on his response - I knew he'd
>have a good one!
>
>In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid:
>
>"Got stoned
>once and screwed a peacock.
I was just wondering
>if you were my daughter."
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That's the one I've been searching my in box for. lmao
LOVE this joke. It could be my dad. hahahahahaha (No, I don't mean I'm an emo with rainbow hair) lol