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A father, mother and son go into an ice cream shop. The father orders a single scoop rocky road cone, and the mother orders a bowl of vanilla. The son is taking a few moments to decide what he wants when *SMACK*, the father slaps the kid right in the back of the head and yells "Hurry up, fat head". The woman behind the counter can't believe what she just saw, so she asks "Excuse me Sir, pardon my rudeness, but why did you hit your son and call him fathead?" The father calmly replies, "Theres only three things on Gods Great Earth that man wants: 1. A big car"-he points outside to a gigantic truck-"thats the biggest truck available on the market today, and its all mine. 2. A big house. I have one of the largest mansions in the county. Cost me $15MIL for it. And 3. A tight woman, and I had all three, until fat head here came along"
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