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A guy is pulling into the church parking lot and can't find a spot. He's really late and his wife is going to kill him if they miss it. He decides to say a small prayer.
"Dear Lord, if you can help me with a parking spot, I'll never lie again, I'll go to church every Sunday and I'll never take your name in vain again."
Just as he finishes his prayer a car pulls out right in front and he says, "Never mind, found one"
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