[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

Fbodfather was born when he punched his way out of his mother's stomach. Shortly thereafter, he began to grow a beard.

Fbodfather can speak Braille.

Fbodfather can divide by zero.

There are no doors in Fbodfather's house, only walls that he walks through.

Fbodfather lost both legs in a vehicle accident and still managed to walk it off.

The major export of Fbodfather is pain.

Fbodfather beat the sun in a staring contest.

Fbodfather can slam a revolving door.