06-23-2010, 01:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Sir Nuke
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and if one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
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Originally Posted by FbodFather My sister's dentist's brother's cousin's housekeeper's dog-breeder's nephew sells coffee filters to the company that provides coffee to General Motors......
........and HE WOULD KNOW!!!!
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