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StreetReporter · 06-22-2010, 10:06 PM

I'm going to let you all in on a secret...

It's the best excuse for speeding I've ever heard as both a former NYPD auxiliary cop and a veteran TV reporter (I've been colecting these excuses from troopers and other LEOs for 20 years).

A guy I know was getting pulled over for 50 MPH in a 35 zone. He immediately poured the contents of the Snapple Iced Tea he was drinking into his lap and tossed the bottle under the seat, all before the officer got out of the cruiser.

After handing over his license and registration, he told the officer "I had to pee so badly -- I was racing to get home, just around the corner -- but then I saw your flashing lights in my rearview mirror and I pissed my pants!"

The cop let him go with a warning. All it cost him was a bottle of iced tea and some laundry detergent.

The second best excuse I've heard was, "my wife is about to get preganant, and I've gotta be there!"

What's the best excuse you've heard?

06-22-2010, 10:06 PM	#1
StreetReporter Drives: 2010 Camaro 2LT RS Black on Black Join Date: May 2010 Location: Cincinnati Posts: 218	Best Speeding Excuses to Avoid Ticket I'm going to let you all in on a secret... It's the best excuse for speeding I've ever heard as both a former NYPD auxiliary cop and a veteran TV reporter (I've been colecting these excuses from troopers and other LEOs for 20 years). A guy I know was getting pulled over for 50 MPH in a 35 zone. He immediately poured the contents of the Snapple Iced Tea he was drinking into his lap and tossed the bottle under the seat, all before the officer got out of the cruiser. After handing over his license and registration, he told the officer "I had to pee so badly -- I was racing to get home, just around the corner -- but then I saw your flashing lights in my rearview mirror and I pissed my pants!" The cop let him go with a warning. All it cost him was a bottle of iced tea and some laundry detergent. The second best excuse I've heard was, "my wife is about to get preganant, and I've gotta be there!" What's the best excuse you've heard? __________________ "If at first you don't succeed, conceal all evidence you tried in the first place."