[Doc]

Here's a few more of this classic style (which my brother sent to me):

-------------------------------------------

My wife walked into the den & asked;
"What's on the TV?"

I replied, "Dust"

And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said;
"I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a set of Bathroom scales.

And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said; "Do you want to make love?"

'No,' she answered.

I then said, 'Is that your final answer?'

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'

So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And that's how the fight started.

-------------------------------------------

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband;
"I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’

The husband replies;
'Your eyesight's darn near perfect.'

And that's how the fight started.