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1st Joke....


~ I rear-ended a car this morning.
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT happy!"
So I said, "Well then, which one ARE you?!"

That's how the fight started. ...............

2nd Joke....

~ A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street
and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with
nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots.
He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are
you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ...
I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red
head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull
off my shirt.. So I did.
Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my
pants... So I did..
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my
shorts...so I did.
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and
says, 'Now go to town cowboy... '
'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun.... Blond Men do exist!!!! ~