maybe the salesguy had WICKED case of DIARHEA !!!!!! some bad DIAHRHREA will keep you in the throom for longer than ten mins easy. Seriously DIARHREA ! ! ! Sales people call it the the seventh gate of hell. Trying to close a deal , when all your trying to do is close your ahhnus. Going on a test drive could be the one of the biggest challenges of his life, imagine clenching your buttocks whilts some guy is like " well it kinda feels faster than my v6" all the while the pressure building within your bowels until it can't be contained anymore......thats right ......a thuderous mud choco gusher from down unda... One so large that it makes BP look like spilt milk. So now there you are in a pool of RHEA Perlman's finest, I don't think your going to get that sale now.
