I have an announcement.
Many of you have been anticipating this for a while, especially since I've been letting the community in here know that I had something to say. I want to make sure that you are prepared for such a point to be made as it might be controversial. Some might even call is promiscuous.
The thing is that I can't help who I am. What I do is part of what kind of a person I am, and there are some people that need to know something about me that might not know it already. I hope you're all ready for this. It's a very big moment for me to say this.
Wait for it.
Wait a little longer.
You're almost there.
This is my 9,000th post.
I am a whore. That is all.