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Originally Posted by PQ
My son is 16 and daughter is 13 and I just can't imagine.........  |
You should get a glock and a bottle of whiskey. Have the gun in your pocket but make sure that it's seen and take swigs from the bottle. And repeat the line that Martin Lawrence's character says in bad boys II.
"Have my daughter home at 10:01, if she ain't home at 10:01 I'm in the car, o.k. Locked, loaded and hunting your mother****in ass down."
If I ever have a daughter when I'll have kids, I'm going to use that line every single time a new guy comes over. Along with these:
"You a virgin?"
"Yes"
"Alright, keep it that way, ain't no gonna be no ****in tonight"
"Have you ever made love to a man?"
"No"
"You want to?"
"No, sir"