[Da Hose]

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time

management course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got

here just in time."

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and

envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve

work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice

Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to

handle that big accounting problem."



3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you

put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your

desk........





1. Raise your head slowly and say, “...in Jesus name, Amen.”