[Da Hose]

Originally Posted by Ghost of Vincent Price

LOL.


When I was 17 my best friend decided he wanted to skitch. Well we fired up the ol Taurus and headed down the street with him skitching behind. When we hit about 30mph he went into a death wobble and face planted into the street.

He laid there dead looking till we got back to him. He then got up blood all over his face and ran to someones yard. Some lady called the police and said we ran him over. LOL.

Anyways when the paramedics showed up and started to cart him away, the only thing I heard him say was "Im not wearing clean underwear". He was still retarded even after being knocked retarded.