No, I don't really care who's gay - or not - I really couldn't give a rat's behind. There's no reason
to be ashamed. I just wanted to establish (before answering a unicorn question; a topic that I
should have
no knowledge on) that I'm not gay...that's all.
Glad the rest of you are getting a laugh out of this conversation.

I read it over - as an outsider looking in, It was freaking Hilarious.