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Bridgekeeper: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen sparrow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I...I don't know that! Aaaagghhh!
Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
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