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Originally Posted by Jamie Mac
It's really quite simple. When extra pressure builds inside the body it causes bloating. Bloating can only expand the body so far until it causes cramping and head aches due to the brain being forced against the skull. This is a situation known as "bitchiness". When combined with a body chemical known as estrogen it causes insanity and a desire for sparkly things. Women suffer this condition due to the fact that they never fart. Men on the other hand have a chemical known as testosterone which causes constant farting thus relieving the pressure to the brain and bloating, thus keeping us completely sane. To prove my point, the other day I woke up and was relieving quite a bit of internal pressures through farting and I was happier for it. My wife who was in the same room was not farting and was bitching at me. So it's quite obvious when you think about it.
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Jamie, you always make me laugh!!!....good theory!!!...
